You shoulda put a ring on it (it's your own damn fault)

This was to be my blog's greatest triumph, demonstrating the radical lengths to which one will go to waste time while stuck in suspended animation in a foreign country, but alas, Greg and I found other embarrassing ways to waste our time and never achieved the perfection for which we strived. I offer our humble first attempt here.

Everything you do is quite angelicate...

We've all heard a lot about Tina Fey lately because of her new book and I've been reading a lot of the reviews, listening to interviews and generally wasting time researching her. I have surmised that while she and I  appear to share some characteristics, she has found a way to be successful and well-liked in spite of such characteristics, a task that I had previously thought impossible. As a result, I want to be Tina Fey and, here, I offer you a few more reasons why.

For the price of a dime, I can always turn to you

I have no links to offer you because I spent significantly little time online this weekend. You'll just have to waste your time here with me if you're that committed. I do make fun of French people, though...

Nothing to wallow in, but the sound that you're gobbling up

This is by far the most worthless way that I have wasted time since, well, probably ever (unless you count those two years I spent in a "Masters of Theological Studies" program)...

As punishment, you killed my betta fish, You just threw it out the window

This entry is mostly about music, but there is also a suggestion for family fun time, a "lyrics by synonym" challenge and a comparison of sports cultures. Waste away!