All your diction dripping with disdain...

I wrote this insanely worthless and pedantic entry about a flyer I saw on campus for the sole purpose of procrastinating from my current responsibilities to finish a grant application. Trust me...you do NOT want to waste your time here.

Jinglin' a wish coin that I stole from a fountain that was drownin' all the cares in the world

This is a chapter length excerpt about dating from my forthcoming memoir entitled "These Uneven Bars are Too Uneven, I Blame the Patriarchy" You can not possibly be bored enough to read the whole thing.

I know it's cool to be so bored, Sucks me in when you're aloof...

This post is NSFTU (not safe for Twitter users). Or anyone who is sick of my sarcastic rants and rampant use of expletives. Or, really, probably for anyone...