They're all actors, looking at themselves in the mirror backwards

So, I've been spending a lot of time in the library recently, which is not my preferred study place, but alas, I have too many books to haul back and forth between coffeeshops. One of the consequences of my time in the library is that I have been over-exposed to the life and conversations of undergraduates. This experience has proven to be both humorous and horrifying and has inspired a new feature that I'm calling:

Shit undergrads say (and the things that grad students think in response).

Enjoy!